May 2012
99 posts
GAWS: 100 Good Reasons to Kill Myself Right Now by... →
1) Best way to make sure I’m not dead already. 2) It’ll throw off the last census. 3) They’re waiting on me down below to start the party. 4) They shoot horses, don’t they? 5) I’ll rise in the esteem of my peers. 6) I’ll no longer dread the millennium. 7) Just like Werther! They won’t call me…
